Time to come back. It's been along time away. Years, in fact. Got caught up in survival, and forgot how to talk about what we're doing. I graduated. Found a job. And the stories got even stranger. Plus, I got discovered; so, I had to change my name, and in today's climate, it was a scary thing, I'll tell you, to get discovered. So, I assume if you're reading this you're either bored, or you're a Chinese spam company trying to sell me some sort of Nigerian bank stock deal. Welcome in the first case, Ni hao in the second. Read on. And check back for the best of the urban, suburban, inane, and sublime.
